MappyTheKlown's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Vampyre: Renegade]

Niceee

Great choice of music.. Glassjaw and Finch. Very nice. =oD

stealmyinternet responds:

Finch is amazing, i saw them live and i nearly got kicked in the face.

[BentTV: Crack Iraq's Back]

Enjoy a 1 cuz you deserve it, tiger!

OMFG! YOU HAD SOME BOOBIES IN THAT ONE, I DEFENTLY GOTTA VOTE 5! RIGHT AWAY!... Not really, the animation was smooth but everything else was crap. Cya.

pyropymp responds:

sorry if your political views are threatened

[Resident Koopa: Bowser]

Neato...

That movie wasnt as great as the score says it is.. but hey since its Mario and Resident Evil lets all vote 5! Yeah right.. cheap way to make a name for yourself. Listen up kiddies if you wanna get a 3+ score on newgrounds do this! Make a movie with Mario, your sure to get the score you dont deserve. It wasnt even that funny.

Vazz responds:

Heh another bitter crappy flash artist that can't stand to see someone else do what they can't do and actually make a good vg parody.

[george man 10]

lalala SHIT.

What the fuck was that... was there a special appearance by a member of linkin park *fagtastic band* and a skinny version of Jack Osbourne without the glasses? That sucked. Why does it have such a high score? GET THE MIC OUT OF YOUR ASS.

george-kelly-johnson responds:

you are a fuckign moron!!! That guy who looks like Mike Shinoda from linkin park is Stan, a character in my cartoon series!! And the "jack osbourne" guy is my friend Drew from school, I traced a picture of him to draw that. YOU FUCKING IDIOT, YOU'RE CRTICISING ME WHEN YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. If you'd take just a little bit of your precious time to watch a few of the preceding 9 ESPISODES, you'd might know who Stan and Drew where and then realize that they are indeed not Mike Shinoda or Jack Osbourne.

[george man 09]

Umm what the hell..

You combined pop punk with a shitty poser band "evanesence"... how much more shitty music can you get? By the way, I love those completely silent cars and the extremely loud voice-overs, you dont have to blow into the microphone to make your voice louder than the shitty music, simply dont have music thats gay OR turn the volume down ALOT. This was pretty shitty.

george-kelly-johnson responds:

pop punk is not Alkaline Trio dipshit, and exactly who is Evanescence posing? What do you mean silent cars, the ones in the beginning were slowing to a stop so they didnt make a noise, but then there was noise for the doors and whatnot.. And the van later had hella noise when it took off. Also, i didnt blow into the mic, you ass, it sounds that way because i had to lower the sound quality or else the swf file would be tremendously large.

[Nine 2(Incomplete)]

Incomplete Flash SUCKS

Wow, stick figures with clothes on. Neato. If it was finish it might be worth my time.

TheOtto responds:

Sorry my computer crashed and i lost the full one DOUSCHE!! and why'd you watch it when it CLEARLY says "INCOMPLETE" in the title! You might wanna halt your retardism before you review, DOUSCHE!

["Alloy"]

I hate Previews of MOVIES

I'll give you a 3, just cuz it was a preview and wasnt really flash. Neat though.

MindChamber responds:

Hehe, Easy Killah.. Its a "teaser" not a "preview" ;)

On a more goofy note,. People, here's a thought, read the "authors comments" while your waiting for the download!:).. You might actually get some answers O_O`

[ZELDA: 1986 Rap]

Its been done..

I watched GoldCrow's before I saw this and I just thought.. ok this has been done. Sorry dude but I want to see GoldCrow's 'Cecil vs. Link' get on the top 5.

Account-Dead-SNP responds:

It's okay, I'm happy with the good reviews I'm getting, I will try harder next time, improve my drawing skills, learn my "advance" flash programming and hopefully there will be something everybody could enjoy.

[Super Mario Land]

Pretty good for a child..

I really hope your not really 26 because that would be sad... Looks like a kid wrote the dialog, especially the argument between the flower and mario, it reminded me of 2nd grade. But the movie itself was good.

asshole2 responds:

fuck, this guy guessed right,im not 26 but im not a child, thanks anyway(for telling everyone about me grrrr)

[diablo 2 parody]

Pretty shitty parody.

That had to be the most pathetic movie I have ever seen, you cant draw and its just plain boring to watch.

night-raider responds:

so why did u watch it?