MappyTheKlown's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Defender p.1]

This is stupid.

200kb isnt a big file at all.. especially for this having no real animation or sound. This sucks and needs to be blammed for my free point!

[Potter Puppet Pals!]

Harry Potter Blows..

I never read or watched any of that harry potter shit so that is probably why I dont understand why the fuck this got daily feature. Is there something I am missing? It wasnt that funny and it was pretty damn stupid if you ask me. Too short as well. It deserves a score of MAYBE a 3.

[DanceDietReproduction]

Hmmm...

That was odd.. neat song though.

[GiGi's Flash MTV]

I dont understand JAPANESE.

and I really dont think majority of NG users dont understand japanese either. Try translating shit before you send it to an ENGLISH site. The graphics were okay but they werent too damn special.. I dont think this deserves the score it has.

[***NOTHING'S ON FIRE***]

Was that supposed to be funny at all?

I didnt find this piece funny or entertaining.. If this had a plain white background I'm sure it would get blammed right away but since you gave it some sort of plot, it looks like it stays here. You need to fix the audio because it has louder "screeches/scratches" than the actual voices, not to mention you should get someone better to do the voice-overs. The fire-hair dude's voice sounded like he had a plugged nose.

IsOnFire-2 responds:

Haha, weird that you mention that is sounds like he has a plugged nose- he DID have a plugged nose. He had a cold.

[Texas Chainsaw Masacre]

Sucks majorly!

I was hoping to see some actual Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake but no, you made a gay music video with repeating frames and text that was way off of the music. Great work!

[MuffinCrew Promo]

Muffins suck!

Dude ur crew is goin nowhere.

[Sentence Fragment Fun!!]

Annoying

Gee, I love educational films with little animation and bad voice-overs!

[skateboarding is fun]

Skating is sooo kewl!!!

I never seen a skating movie on NG before THAT WAS SO FUCKING AWESOME! OMG!!!! ILL GIVE YA A 1 CUZ YOU DESERVE IT!

[Well, Hot Dog(clay)]

This didnt get blammed!?

Your kidding me.. this was pretty damn moronic.. Bad claymation job as well... you could've done something different rather than repeat the same damn scene over and over while the "sex sounds" (the reason you probably got good votes cuz people are stupid) are going on. Oh and dogs dont give birth like humans do.. it doesnt take 9 months. God damn this movie sucks.