MappyTheKlown's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Blast Your Enemies!]

Blast your ass.

This game actually isnt all that great. I woulda thought it'd get like #5 of the day IF THAT. I think playing pong would be just as entertaining as this. Not that pong is a bad game, its just boring after awhile.

[Super Shotgun Revenge]

UHHHHH..

I have a brand new computer and its slow as fuck.

brokenjoe responds:

It maybe new, but it still can be slow. Might want to clear up some space, like delete all those "donkey porn" files and those videos you taped of your mom undressing.

[Wocket In My Pocket]

Uhhhhhhh..... Now I'M confused.

I dont understand what the hell the point was of this and I dont want to know. It was pretty fucked up, the only good thing about it was the "graphics". I dont consider this a game though... it reminded me of those damn Arthur games I played in elementry school.

[Mini RC Derby (24k)]

Fairly good game!

Amazingly only 21k!

[Blood Shed (Revised)]

Challenging!

This was fun, I liked how the characters died differently.

[Stick Figure Suicide]

I didn't think it was that funny..

I actually thought it was a lazy excuse for a movie. Many of the choices have the same exact thing going on *movements, scenerio, etc..* just different direction the blood splashes (To exaggerate just a little). It was okay but the score should be around a 3 IF THAT. Shit, if this is doing so good, I could slap something together with lots of buttons to push to get a good score.

Ringfinger responds:

"I could slap something together with lots of buttons to push to get a good score."

No you could'nt, do you know how difficult it was to make this ? Think before you write this bunch of shit asshole.

[!GAME! -- CannonGalleon!!]

Pretty good game..

Simple and fun.. I quit after level 2 though.

[M.C.:SmashFest]

Pointless Shit..

Run around and hit the same guys head off non-stop by holding the right arrow and pushing the space bar alot of times. This game sucks.

[Slacker 2]

Great game!

Im just glad you finished it!!

[Slacker 2 (Preview)]

FINISH IT NOW!

NEVER SEND PREVIEWS! GRR... especially ones that get me excited for the full thing! The music loops got irratating after a while too.. blah.