MappyTheKlown's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[KILL]

WTF I COULDNT KILL JESUS!

That was lame.. I think you set it up to where you cannot kill the boss... I clicked so fast that the game actually froze in place for a couple seconds...

[Make your own Bug!]

Where the fuck was I?

Sometimes I wonder... where am I when shit clogs the portal and things like this get top 5!

[Silent Hill Sudden Death]

I like Silent Hill..

But I dont really like this... I also feel like you disgraced the game with the obvious "upskirt" shots of Maria. Yeah she was a bit of a hoe on the game but NOT THAT BAD. I think your just trying to get better votes though with that... The controls are also pretty fucked up. I hate how you only jump straight up and you basically float in the air for 5 seconds.. Fix the controls and special moves, and make it less "sexual" and the TRUE SH fans will like this better.

Deja-Vu responds:

There's nothing you can tell me about being a "TRUE" fan of Silent Hill: for the last year I've been discussing Silent Hill theories and issues with hundreds of other fans and analysts at the SilentHillForum.co.uk - what have you done except playing it?

As for Maria: you try drawing a girl kicking in a mini skirt without her exposing any of her underwear - it may be overdone, but it's done tastefully. Hey, be glad she HAS underwear on! :)

Thanks for the comment anyhow.

[Recoil]

Kinda retarded...

Only 1 level and pretty pointless... kill dogs until time runs out. The main character also looks like a 3rd world country rip-off of megaman.. oh wait this WHOLE game looks like that.

[Tutorial: How to protect!]

Kinda dumb...

That had to be the most moronic tutorial I have ever seen.. well at least it helped the noobs.. wait a minute.. if the noobs dont even know how to protect their shit why should they even bother? Their flash is probably shit and wont get stolen either way! ... Now I wanna give you a 0 but I wont..

MakefunNotwar718 responds:

I was being sarcastic by creating that, Slappy!

[The Nine Lives Of Kitty]

POOPY!!!

I liked the cat you bastard! If it was an ugly cat, it'd be okay.

[Halo:Stick Combat Evolved]

WTF

How do you even kill the 2nd thing that pops up?!

[the classroom]

GREAT GAME!

AWESOME GAME, VERY CHALLENGING!

[Pumpkin Simulator 2003]

Pretty cool..

Nice idea and stuff but it needs music and cutting sound. I made a penis carving on my pumpkin HAHAHA!!

[Trapped 4]

Chip's Challenge?

Seems to me like a cheezy ass version of Chip's challenge. I got bored withen 5 minutes.